Stuff # 54, May 2004

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
68 Bianca Lawson<br>
She's the nightmare fianc&eacute;e in Breakin' All the Rules, but in real life,
she's our dream girl. Go ahead, read our dream diary!<br>
76 The Most Amazing Things on Earth!<br>
It's the only list that contains Donald Trump's hair and pinkie toes. Besides
our &quot;The Things We Want, Like, Super-Duper Bad&quot; list. (We're bald and
toeless.)<br>
88 Billy Bob Thornton<br>
His new movie, The Alamo, is a lot like Pee-wee's Big Adventure, only it's not
as realistic.<br>
92 Trial by Sex<br>
Four couples test out the latest sex gimmicks. Their findings? Seventy- three
cents in change from the crannies between the couch cushions.<br>
98 Big-House Bust-Out<br>
Two convicted murderers escaped from jail using moves you'd swear came from a
Clint Eastwood movie. Because they did!<br>
104 Bonnie Somerville<br>
The O.C.'s luscious lawyer talks about older men, auto erotica and sex with a
Scrubs star. Unfortunately, it's not Sarah Chalke.<br>
112 The Girls of The O.C.<br>
The hottest girls on TV's hottest show sound off about all sorts of naughty.<br>
116 Suicides to Die For<br>
Slashing your wrists? Boring. Stuffing yourself in a dishwasher and turning it
on? Brilliant. And meticulous!<br>
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
16 Letters<br>
Nothing in the world gives us more joy than answering your mail. Except, well,
everything else in the world.<br>
22 Asylum<br>
- Fried foods that won't taste good no matter how much ketchup you douse them
with.<br>
- Tori Spelling gets a new turkey baster. Is there anything this woman doesn't
have?<br>
- Hot twins make sangria. And look the same while doing it!<br>
36 Hype<br>
- The Kids in the Hall talk about their favorite DVD set. (Hint: It rhymes with
&quot;the lids in the mall.&quot;)<br>
- Slipknot talk about bleeding and barfing.<br>
- Unbeatable video games. You can try, but you'll lose. [Evil laugh, snort, evil
laugh]<br>
52 Gearotica<br>
- Skateboards, car audio and a phone that's a camcorder. Or is it the other way
around?<br>
- A topless beauty named Mercedes.<br>
- Sakes: Who knew fermented rice could get you drunk?<br>
121 Stuff Style<br>
- Fifteen pages featuring 100 fashionable items you desperately need. Not including
that bustier you've had your eye on.<br>
139 Sex Spy<br>
- The stars of Pieces (of Ass) tell you how to get a piece of theirs.<br>
- One reader won a date with a Stuff model&#8212; and we have the pictures to
prove it.<br>
147 Rules and Credits<br>
146 Catching Up With: The Baby in the Well