<b>FEATURES</b><br>
72 Joanna Krupa<br>
She's an ex-Juggy and—fingers crossed—our future ex-girlfriend. (We've
already imagined getting dumped by her.)<br>
80 The Best of Summer<br>
The season's hottest concerts, movies, CDs and trips. Scooped you again, Amish
Monthly!<br>
88 "I Got Shot in the Face!"<br>
A pacifist who got a point-blank blast of ammo reveals how he got out alive, if
not intact.<br>
90 Eric Gagne<br>
The Dodgers pitcher throws back answers to our questions and then grabs our questions'
crotch. Typical ballplayer.<br>
94 Maria Menounos<br>
The Entertainment Tonight Greek goddess tears off her toga and says "Feta
cheese!" for the camera.<br>
102 Bike to the Future<br>
Getting around by car is so 20th century. Behold the wheels of the future. Then
buy a bus pass.<br>
104 Extreme Sibling Rivalry<br>
The craziest brother and sister fights not involving swirlies.<br>
108 How to Bring Down bin Laden<br>
Everything you wanted to know about how we'll nab the evil one. And nothing you
wanted to know about dinosaurs. Sorry!<br>
114 Kelly Carlson<br>
This model/actress plays a model in FX's Nip/Tuck. And gets paid!<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
14 Letters<br>
We'd take your calls, but we hate the sound of your voice. Thank goodness for
the postal service!<br>
20 Asylum<br>
A German skates on a roller coaster and then yaks sauerkraut (we assume).<br>
Pop quiz! Are these people paralyzed or lazy? You make the call...to 911.<br>
Ask Randy: Our in-house pineapple answers your fruity questions.<br>
36 Hype<br>
Barker's Beauty Shane Stirling likes to stroke her cat. Coincidentally, our new
name is Cat.<br>
David Cross talks about poker, prompting to say, "Poke her? We don't even
know hE Prompting him to leave.<br>
50 Gearotica<br>
Digital cameras, convertibles, grills and a universal remote. (You can control
Latvia from your sofa!)<br>
Singer Mya talks about the stuff she owns. Like our heart.<br>
123 Stuff Style<br>
All the summer clothes you need, from day to night. (After nightfall, you have
to go naked.)<br>
143 Sex Spy<br>
Powder Room: Boston bartenders pour us a stiff one and then tell us how to belly
up to their beds.<br>
Men can have multiple orgasms! Our Sex Spy tells you how—over and over again.<br>
151 Rules and Credits<br>
152 Catching Up With: Amelia Earhart
Title: Stuff # 55, June 2004
Series: Stuff
Item Number: STUFF055
I am a happy camper.