Stuff # 56, July 2004

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
68 Nicole Richie<br>
The Simple Life 2's cursing cutie wants to bleep our bleep off. (Note: The censors
are extrasensitive to the words talk and ear.)<br>
76 The Girls of Reality TV<br>
The hottest contestants get real&#8212;real sexy! (Then real disgusted by us biting
our toenails.)<br>
92 &quot;I Was O.J.'s Accomplice!&quot;<br>
O.J. Simpson's new sidekick talks about making a prank video with the murder suspect.
Poor Kato!<br>
97 Overrated vs. Underrated<br>
Stuff tells you what deserves more hype and what isn't worth the type.<br>
102 Jamie Foxx<br>
The ESPY Awards host talks about sports, Speedos and sharks. And other stuff not
starting with an s, but that would ruin our whole alliteration thing.<br>
104 Sex Roadblocks<br>
Forty-five women tell you where you went wrong when trying to turn them on. (Hint:
Making honking noises while squeezing their boobs doesn't work.)<br>
110 Baseball's All-Star Flakes<br>
The only warm-up jackets these major-league wackos should wear come with straps.<br>
114 Liz Phair<br>
The vocalist-vixen swings by to say hi during her summer tour. Luckily, we have
a PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES sign on our front door.<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
10 Letters<br>
Finally, a reason to use our letter opener for something other than stabbing the
mail guy.<br>
16 Asylum<br>
Sidewalk art: perfect for those with giant heads and weak neck muscles.<br>
See that guy to the right? How could you not want to turn to page 22?<br>
A pineapple answers your questions on breast implants, vampires and goldfish.<br>
34 Hype<br>
The Notebook's Meredith Zealy talks about old people doing the horizontal polka.
And you wonder why our job makes us horny?<br>
New Found Glory have a new album out. Coincidentally, they talk about it in their
interview.<br>
51 Gearotica<br>
A mini notebook, a two-speaker surround-sound system and a game that shocks you.
But don't bother buying any of 'em if you don't have electricity.<br>
The best summer beers. Drink them on the porch or right out of the gutter.<br>
119 Stuff Style<br>
A diving watch to accessorize your wet suit.<br>
(It's cuter than a clunky oxygen tank.)<br>
Dress like an Ivy Leaguer while maintaining your third-grade maturity level.<br>
135 Sex Spy<br>
All aboard! Swimsuit models tell us what floats their boats.<br>
A pretty girl from The Sopranos makes us want to go to church. Hallelujah!<br>
142 Rules and Credits<br>
144 Catching Up With: The Cloned Raelian Baby