Stuff # 58, September 2004

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
84 Trekkie Fantasy<br>
Star Trek: Enterprise's Jolene Blalock loses her pointy ears-- and most of her
clothes.<br>
94 College Football Preview<br>
All the info you need for the new season: predictions, criminal coaches and stupid
trophies.<br>
100 Saban, Toothed Tiger<br>
LSU head coach Nick Saban reveals how he turned the Tigers from chumps to champs
(but not chimps).<br>
106 Laflin Out Loud<br>
ESPN2's Bonnie Jill Laflin gabs about two things we know little about: sports
and boobs.<br>
116 Bill Clinton on the Record<br>
The former president goes mano a mano with Stuff in an exclusive interview.<br>
118 The Kansas City Cannibal<br>
Why do police think this man killed&#8212;and ate&#8212;his friend?<br>
122 Captain Smirk<br>
William Shatner trades Tribbles for trials on Boston Legal.<br>
126 Scorching Porch<br>
Colleen Porch fights off alien insects in Starship Troopers 2 but surrendered
to our cameras and questions. Then she sprayed us with Raid.<br>
132 Chippendale for a Day<br>
Our reporter goes uncover in this tawdry tale of public humiliation, fat chicks
and lots of chafing.<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
24 Letters<br>
We can't go on living this lie: We don't always get letters. Sometimes, we get
postcards!<br>
30 Asylum<br>
Jelly beans are more than choking hazards. They're art!<br>
Dennis Rodman guarantees he'll make you horny. Hide!<br>
40 Hype<br>
Ja Rule chats about his new CD, his new movies and his old feud with 50 Cent.<br>
Tyrannosaurus Hives roars into CD stores.<br>
South Park's Passion of the Jew hits DVD<br>
66 Gearotica<br>
New York Liberty star Becky Hammon rates camping gear for your next outdoor expedition.<br>
The best Mexican liquors to help you forget all your troubles. And your name.<br>
137 Stuff Style<br>
A tough-looking suit to scare the crap out of your khakis.<br>
Shoes with fur. Wear 'em you kick PETA members.<br>
167 Sex Spy<br>
Psst! Four women spill their sexiest secrets to us. Good thing we're blabbermouths!<br>
Bondage for beginners: How to tie the perfect knot.<br>
175 Rules and Credits<br>
176 Catching Up With: Elian Gonzalez