Stuff # 60, November 2004

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
96 Newlywed Nicky<br>
The youngest Hilton gets hitched and tells us about it. While we cry in our soup.<br>
108 The Hoops Scoop<br>
Our NBA Preview has Jason Kidd and Shaun Livingston, plus Inside the NBA's Ernie
Johnson's picks. Not including that scab on his knee.<br>
116 Space Paraders<br>
Species Ill's Sunny Mabrey and Amelia Cooke play two aliens you wouldn't mind
probing you.<br>
124 Beyond Cartman<br>
The creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, tell us why their new
puppet movie, Team America: World Police, is the best thing on a string since
the tampon.<br>
128 The Terrorist Hunter<br>
The hunt for Osama bin Laden leaves an American vigilante in a jail cell in Afghanistan.<br>
134 Hotter Than the Sun<br>
Miss Universe (aka Jennifer Hawkins) on world peace and Donald Trump's hairpiece.<br>
142 Presidential Smackdown 2004<br>
Comedians tell you who to vote for. Listen closely&#8212;they're celebrities,
so they must know what they're talking about.<br>
144 Vote Gutters<br>
The only debate these politicians should have is: &quot;who's the suckiest?&quot;<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
26 Letters<br>
Letters: The usual mail, plus two bribes to send it. Uh, we mean giveaways.<br>
34 Asylum<br>
Sheep pick the next president: Why not?<br>
SpongeBob SquarePants goes ballistic on bread.<br>
48 Hype<br>
Jay-Z prot&eacute;g&eacute; Beanie Sigel follows in his mentor's footsteps with
a hot new CD, intelligent lyrics and a possible criminal trial.<br>
Jon Stewart: The best fake newsman since Bill O'Reilly.<br>
67 Gearotica<br>
Auto spectacular! Get the lowdown on the hottest cars of '05&#8212;fast! .<br>
Underwater-MP3- player accessories&#8212;perfect gifts for the merman who has
everything.<br>
149 Stuff Style<br>
Rappers show off their characters' styles from Def Jam Fight for New York. Sans
the bullet holes.<br>
165 Sex Spy<br>
Women tell you how to get them to do just about anything in the sack. Now you'll
finally be able to win that sack race!<br>
171 Rules and Credits<br>
172 The Stuff Personals