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<b>FEATURES</b><br>
68 ELEKTRIC SHOCKER<br>
In Elektra, Natassia Malthe plays a seductive villain who kills people with her
kisses. We'd love to receive that death sentence.<br>
78 WAR STORIES<br>
Nine soldiers talk about their harrowing—and sometimes hilarious—experiences
on the front lines in Iraq.<br>
82 FAT JOE GETS PHATTER<br>
Snap into a Slim Jim! Then talk about Fat be and his new C Things of That Nature.<br>
84 EXES ATTACK<br>
Women. You can't live with 'em; you can't break up with 'em and live to tell about
it—at least, not with these psycho exes.<br>
86 LINGERIE PEEP SHOW<br>
Sixteen girls show us what's beneath their clothing. We haven't seen this much
lace since we looked in Dad's underwear drawer.<br>
94 SUPER BOWLS ARE BASTARDS<br>
The biggest sporting event of the year is also the biggest pain in your ass. And
not just from sitting for four straight hours.<br>
96 JULIYA IGNITES OUR FUSE<br>
We get disciplined by the Fuse network's smoking hot mistress of metal. (She sent
us to our room without dinner.)<br>
102 ONE NATION UNDER GODZILLA<br>
<b>America is ripping off Asian horror movies. What's next—sushi served
in American restaurants?<br>
REGULARS</b><br>
10 LETTERS<br>
Your opinions count, readers. Unless they totally suck.<br>
16 THE HIT LIST<br>
TV's Chuck Woolery describes his rod.<br>
Paris and Nicole get flighty.<br>
Bam Margera makes a shady-ass deal.<br>
Brooke Burke butts in.<br>
A bloody-good game controller.<br>
Androids with attitude.<br>
A TV you can stick into your ear.<br>
28 ASYLUM<br>
Take a Boeing 727 to the prom.<br>
A man who shoots himself on purpose. Unfortunately, it's not our boss!<br>
A frozen building—or should we say "brrr-uilding"? No? OK, then.<br>
38 HYPE<br>
The Simpsons scoop: Marge and Homer reflect on Valentine's Day.<br>
Chappelle's Show: Season 2 hits DVD, prompting millions to overuse the word bitch.
New music from Pitty Sing, Unwritten Law and Ozzy Osbourne. No new music from
Ray Charles, though. (We heard he retired.)<br>
52 GEAROTICA<br>
High-definition televisions and the power tools you can use to cut them in half.
Road Warrior: The 2005 Corvette roars back to life. Most Wanted: Every bit of
new technology on the market today—short of the MP3-equipped elephant we're
still working on.<br>
105 STUFF STYLE<br>
Look like a beach-club Nautica man—without getting your hair wet.<br>
Bright colors are in this season. Screw you, black, white and beige!<br>
116 SEX SPY<br>
Powder Room: The hot players from the Lingerie Bowl tell you how to [insert football-term-as-sex-move
reference]. Valentine's Day gifts that say, "I love you despite your weird
sexual obsession, you freaky fetishist."<br>
Bedroom Briefing: How to get a woman naked. Other than stealing her clothes.<br>
127 CREDITS<br>
128 BILL O'REILLY'S DESKTOP
Title: Stuff # 63, February 2005
Series: Stuff
Item Number: STUFF063
Good magazine.