Stuff # 69, August 2005

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
76 BLUSHING BRIDESMAIDS<br>
Six smokin' hot bridesmaids from Wedding Crashers drop their puffy dresses and
slip into something more comfortable.<br>
92 AUDIOSLAVE'S CHRIS CORNELL<br>
Audioslave's sound gardener is fresh out of rehab and ready to kick some ass.
Listen in as he reveals rock's dirtiest secret. You'll never want to tail a tour
bus again. Trust us.<br>
94 80 AMERICAN BEERS REVIEWED!<br>
Heeey, dude! We drank a whole lotta beers &#8212;hic!&#8212;so you don't have
to. It's called jervice sournalism. Love you, man!<br>
100 THE STUFF LIST: THE BIGGEST CAREER-KILLING MOVES<br>
From Tyson munching Holyfield's ear to Cuba Gooding Jr. signing on for Snow Dogs:
the stupidest career screwups of all time.<br>
104 MONICA HANSEN<br>
This beautiful blonde is the former Miss Norway and the future Mrs. Stuff if she
accepts our proposal. Please, Monica! Our babies will be gorgeous&#8212;and glossy!<br>
114 THE STUFF DEATH ROW SURVEY<br>
We sent questionnaires to 16 of the scariest men on death row, and they were nice
enough to take time away from surprise cavity searches to respond. Now that's
courtesy!<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
12 LETTERS<br>
When we're not reading letters, we're writing them. (Corey Haim, are you ever
going to respond to our fan mail?)<br>
18 THE HIT LIST<br>
TV's hottest and best-smelling commodity: the Old Spice girl.<br>
Build your own Pumas.<br>
Hot humanoid robots you'll want to program and/or bone.<br>
A $55,000 turntable.<br>
34 ASYLUM<br>
Car skydiving: Two words that should never go together.<br>
These female Muslim police officers are tough, devoted to their religion and have
breasts. We assume.<br>
Mary, Jesus and the rest appear where you least expect it. No, not there, sicko.<br>
48 HYPE<br>
The Pixies' Frank Black tells us about his favorite CDs. (Surprisingly, he went
for a low-interest CD over an IRA.)<br>
New flick The Island is the coolest sci-fi creation since loan Rivers.<br>
The Devil's Rejects director Rob Zombie directs you to the best horror DVDs around.
Then he steals your soul.<br>
64 GEAROTICA<br>
The new 2006 Ferrari INISB! F43o Spider.<br>
Hate on vegetarians with the season's best grills.<br>
120 STYLE<br>
A tracksuit gets updated with fox fur. Take that, practicality!<br>
NASCAR's Brian Vickers takes his hair from raceway to red carpet in 6o seconds.
And he didn't even leave skid marks!<br>
Ying Yang Twins get a makeover. And spill crunk juice all over their fancy new
pants.<br>
130 SEX SPY<br>
The Sex Spy goes girt-on-girl.<br>
Four hot next-door neighbors whom you wouldn't mind stealing your mail. Or your
virginity.<br>
Frequent bouts of self-love didn't make these handy people go blind, but it did
kill some of them.<br>
141 CREDITS PAGE<br>
144 CELEBRITY DESKTOP: BRITNEY SPEARS' FETUS