Stuff # 70, September 2005

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
86 KELLY CARLSON<br>
Nip/Tuck's hottest patient goes under the Stuff interview knife and reveals her
passion for fighting, how willing she is to remove her wardrobe for the sake of
art and the little-known fact that she owns a sex-doll version of herself. Kelly,
will you marry us?<br>
100 THE 20 GREATEST ACTION SCENES OF ALL TIME<br>
X-Men 3 and Rush Hour director Brett Ratner uses his noodle to tell us about the
greatest action sequences ever created. OK, adrenaline, that's your cue to start
pumping!<br>
112 THE REAL 50 CENT<br>
Before the &quot;In Da Club&quot; 5o Cent, there was another man who had the same
half-dollar name, only instead of spitting rhymes, he spit bullets. Get a lesson
in brutality from one of Brooklyn's most notorious gangsters.<br>
118 COLLFGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW<br>
ESPN college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit snorts poetic on college pigskin.
Plus: The games you shouldn't dare miss, the announcers that make us want to yak,
get-rich-quick bets and the best party towns for celebrating your team's victory.<br>
126 ROB SCHNEIDER<br>
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo funny guy Rob Schneider spews hatred for mean Roger
Ebert, Entertainment Weekly and fans who scream &quot;You can do it!&quot;<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
20 LETTERS<br>
Thanks for the mail, readers! And thanks for making us male, Y chromosome!<br>
26 THE HIT LIST<br>
Into the Blue's Jessica Alba shows us her tan lines.<br>
Get out the acid-washed jeans: Cinderella, Ratt and Quiet Riot are ready to rock!<br>
Louis XIII de Remy Martin cognac: The world's swankiest booze.<br>
Katie Holmes (after surgically removing Tom Cruise from her hip).<br>
40 ASYLUM<br>
Mermaid fetish: Why date a regular woman when you can date a weirdo with fins?<br>
School your ass at Whore College. (Don't ask how to earn extra credit.)<br>
What a mechanical elephant lacks in odor it makes up for in pointlessness.<br>
50 HYPE<br>
Fashion guy Marc Ecko goes gaming.<br>
Korean martial-arts flick Oldboy bloodies up your DVD collection.<br>
Three reasons to pop your movie-viewing cherry with The 40-Year-Old Virgin.<br>
Kanye West's latest album, Late Registration, earns him a place on the honor roll.<br>
69 GEAROTICA<br>
The Fugees' Pras Michel shows off his $2 million watch collection.<br>
Yee-haw! The Dodge Charger R/T rides again!<br>
A Sopranos pinball machine.<br>
The world's most dangerous toys: Lethal knives, double-barreled paintball guns
and crossbows await!<br>
137 STYLE<br>
The Gotti boys don supercool apparel and use up most of the hair gel in the tristate
area.<br>
Hot new denim from Diesel, Analog, Ben Sherman, Polo, Energie, UnionBay and more.<br>
Vintage sneakers get an Asian design makeover.<br>
Oakley's supersleek, nearly indestructible new watch.<br>
DJ style that'll have groupies bellying up to your turntable.<br>
156 SEX SPY<br>
The Sex Spy tells you where to pick up chicks. Girls, not poultry.<br>
Six true stories from dudes who bonked some very strange bedfellows.<br>
Five hot single girls to add to your little black book. P 18<br>
164 CREDITS<br>
168 CELEBRITY DESKTOP: OLIVER STONE