Stuff # 71, October 2005

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
84 PARIS HILTON<br>
Get intimate with the wonder woman who turned daddy's bucks into an empire and
every man she's ever met into a human puddle. If you aren't obsessed with Paris
already, this red-hot shoot will make you a full-blown addict.<br>
94 THE D.A. RAPPER<br>
By day, Brent Miller busts criminals. By night, he busts rhymes. Do time with
a district attorney who freestyle battles the very men he puts behind bars.<br>
140 KIMBERLY STEWART<br>
We think Rod Stewart's little girl is sexy. And you will, too, once you get an
eyeful of these sizzling snaps. Plus: Learn the secret resting place of her dearly
departed implants!<br>
148 THE 20 GREATEST ALBUM COVERS OF ALL TIME<br>
Guest columnist Nikki Sixx from Motley Cr&uuml;e writes about those album covers
that most touched his groupie-shagging heart.<br>
152 RACHEL STEVENS<br>
The smokin'-hot lass leads the British invasion of flesh.<br>
<b>STYLE AWARDS</b><br>
100 STUFF STYLE MAN OF THE YEAR: KANYE WEST<br>
The biggest name in rap teaches you how to be a prime-time pimp&#8212;or just
look like one.<br>
99 SECOND ANNUAL STUFF STYLE AWARDS<br>
Twenty-seven sick-ass pages of the very best in tech, rides and streetwear. Behold
our picks for the gear of the year, including the coolest kicks in history, the
baddest car on the road and Al Sharpton in the world's tightest tracksuit. Plus:
A word with style icons and all-around cool cats Travis Barker, John Varvatos,
Andy Roddick and Pharrell Williams. Oh, and did we mention that we're giving away
a free damn car tricked out by Will Castro of Unique Whips? We give so much and
ask so little.<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
26 LETTERS<br>
A fond look back at all of the complaints, concerns, questions and homemade cookies
you lovingly sent us this month. (Hint, hint.)<br>
30 JERK STORE<br>
All-new-section alert! Presenting your camera-phone snaps of stupid-looking folks
who made the mistake of going out in public. Making fun of people has never been
more rewarding!<br>
32 THE HIT LIST<br>
Ukrainian sensation Alexandra Oleynik.<br>
The Panty of the Month club.<br>
Hot new pig accessory: Tattoos!<br>
A $500,000 piece of sushi.<br>
A walking stick that can kill people.<br>
46 HYPE<br>
The new Spider-Man game.<br>
Girls with guns attack!<br>
Franz Ferdinand singer Alex Kapranos speaks.<br>
On the set of Hostel, the bloodiest gorefest in recent cinematic history.<br>
Bill Murray's Sweet Spot (his lost TV show, not his sac).<br>
Supercross superstar Bubba Stewart goes ballistic.<br>
Music to torture imprisoned terrorists to.<br>
A salute to camel toe.<br>
72 FALL-TV PREVIEW<br>
Chris Rock's Everybody Hates Chris leads the pack of our picks for the best new
TiVo-worthy shows. (Don't tell Prison Break, My Name Is Earl, Rome or The Colbert
Report we said we liked Chris best. It'll break their little hearts.)<br>
Plus: The biggest newscaster f-ups ever, the weird new additions to the Adult
Swim family and Lebanese American Idol!<br>
78 DOMINIC MONAGHAN<br>
The heroin-addicted hero of Lost spills secrets of the new season! (Well, not
really, but he does talk about how freaky hobbit fans are.)<br>
158 SEX SPY<br>
The Sex Spy answers questions that could very well get you deported.<br>
More Little Black Book cuties who want to date you!<br>
Neighborhood Knockouts that'll, well, knock you out.<br>
163 CREDITS PAGE<br>
168 CELEBRITY DESKTOP: RUSSELL CROWE