Stuff # 77, April 2006

<b>Features</b><br>
78 <b>Tila Talks!</b> Our myspace.com megahottie is a puzzle wrapped
in an enigma... wrapped in weaponry. Crouching tiger, hidden yum-yums.<br>
87 <b>The Stuff Badass Awards</b> From new-school ninjas to pavement-punishing
muscle cars, our all-encompassing enumeration of who and what kicks the most
arse.<br>
94 <b>Spiked Punch</b> Spike Lee spills the beans on his new caper
flick, <em>Inside Man</em>. Oh, and he casually refers to De Niro as &quot;Bob.&quot;<br>
96 <b>Jennifer Ellsion</b> This boisterous blomde can do anything.
Yep, <em>anything</em>.<br>
102 <b>Ring Kings</b> John Cena serves up his facorite old-school
wrestlers.<br>
106 <b>Prison Rules Baseball</b> Step into the fully locked-down batter's
box at San Quentin Penitentiary.<br>
110 <b>Jakki Degg</b> She uses and abuses her electronic bedroom friends.<br>
<b>Regulars</b><br>
22 <b>Stuff Live</b>
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<li type="square">The Jerk Store never outsources comedy.</li>
<li type="square">Big man with little dignity = big sumo for little iPod.</li>
<li type="square">Bag Lady empties her satchel. Hands off, pal!</li>
<li type="square">Our monthly Quizmaster grill session is just like the SATs, except you can
fart without shattering everybody's concentration.</li>
</ul>
32 <b>Hit List</b>
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<li type="square">The next celebrity sex tape poised to flood America's in-boxes.</li>
<li type="square">Aubrey, that chick from <em>Making the Band 3</em>, p's our diddy.</li>
<li type="square">Dope Vodka. Literally.</li>
<li type="square"><em>The Sopranos'</em> Paulie Walnuts is completely oblivious to his
own killer style.</li>
</ul>
44 <b>Photo Booth Challenge</b> Abby wins! Congratulate her by drooling.<br>
46 <b>Hype</b>
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<li type="square">Does anybody here speak jive? How to comment on junk and fool people
into thinking you know what's up.</li>
<li type="square">A stripper's playlist: Top songs for taking off tops.</li>
<li type="square"><em>The Benchwarmers</em> director Dennis Dugan on David Spade's imposing
presence behind the plate.</li>
<li type="square"><em>Jarhead</em> author Anthony Swofford takes aim at the best war movies
ever.</li>
<li type="square">Tupac Shakur speaks from beyond the grave. (Think <em>The Sixth Sense</em>
meets <em>Above the Rim</em>.)</li>
</ul>
58 <b>Neighborhood Knockout</b> Catch this New York City beauty in
a compromising position.<br>
60 <b>Bias</b>
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<li type="square">Dave Attell decides to go commando.</li>
<li type="square">Fitness editor Stacy Keibler goes squatting.</li>
<li type="square">Ben &quot;Moneybags&quot; Mezrich samples gourmet matzo with heavy-hitting
Hollywood players. (Diamond-encrusted yarmulke not included.)</li>
</ul>
67 <b>Gearotica</b>
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<li type="square">Power tools dislocate your elbows, explode your eardrums and
fix that leaky sink once and for all.</li>
<li type="square">Get your splurge on: New rubber-roasting street bikes.</li>
<li type="square">These hip-hop moguls sure do have a lot of soles. So your mom threw away your baseball card collection?
Good. Take a cue from producers Cool &amp; Dre and get a real hobby. Has anyone
seen our aqua socks?</li></ul>
114 <b>Stuff Style</b>
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<li type="square">The dos and definitely dos of fresh, fly threads for spring.</li>
<li type="square">Sneakerphile feeds your fixation with sick DC kicks.</li>
<li type="square">Chuck those ratty old tees and re-outfit your torso.</li>
</ul>
122 <b>Weekend Warrior</b>
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<li type="square">The dirtiest motorcross tracks and the cleanest gear.</li>
<li type="square">Bully by nature? Register for bodyguard school.</li>
</ul>
127 <b>Credits</b><br>
128 <b>Dissection: Katie Holmes</b> Get out your scalpel: We diseect
TomKat's better half.