Stuff # 78, May 2006

<b>Features</b><br>
76 <b>Do You Bijou?</b> The longtime show=stealer loathes pseudo-smart
folks and rips a mean bass line, even with bloody fingers.<br>
84 <b>Cabana Boy</b> <em>Lost</em> star Josh Holloway on why the next
punk who tries to burglarize him is screwed.<br>
86 <b>P.O.V. For VIPs</b> From NYC to L.A. (and from Natchez, Mississippi,
to Ypsilanti, Michigan), the top bars and strip clubs to peep.<br>
92 <b>Flash Fold</b> Losing a quarter of a million dollars from the
comfort of a prison cell isn't as tricky as it sounds. It just sucks.<br>
96 <b>Crazy Loaded</b> Our groundbreaking guide to gaudiness deposits
you directly into the lap of luxury.<br>
104 <b>Mob Portraits</b> Look surly, swarthy or vaguely Italian? Maybe
you should be a character actor like these goombahs.<br>
106 <b>And She's Rich</b> The net worth of these beauties isn't the
only thing that'll blow your mind.<br>
<b>Regulars</b><br>
12 <b>Stuff Live</b>
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<li type="square">We polled millions of you. Great, now we feel obligated to
print your sick responses.</li>
<li type="square">The Jerk Store is having a sale. Everything must go.</li>
<li type="square">Our all-new Swap Shop section lets you trade in ruined items
for new ones. Have a little faith, eh?</li>
<li type="square">Garbage Pail Kids, celebrity bypasses and <em>Police Academy
4</em>? Quizmaster must be preparing to pistol-whip your thinking cap.</li>
</ul>
20 <b>Hit List</b>
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<li type="square">The deadly Ronin motrocycle. Samurai sword included!</li>
<li type="square">Odds that Brad Pitt will take it in the rear.</li>
<li type="square">The creepiest book title we've ever encountered.</li>
<li type="square">The winner of our NASCAR Jack Daniel's Girls of Racing contest
burns rubber even when she's off the track.</li>
</ul>
34 <b>Photo Booth Challenge</b> Our sparkling brunette wants to spend
a magical evening with two special someones.<br>
36 <b>Hype</b>
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<li type="square">Who we'd kill to see on <em>Inside the Actors Studio</em>.</li>
<li type="square">Wayne Coyne from Flaming Lips on sucker punching the president.</li>
<li type="square">Shhh. Chris Farley is whispering sweet nothings from beyond
the grave.</li>
<li type="square">No, Daddy Yankee isn't on crack-that's reggaeton, and here's
how you can tell.</li></ul>
54 <b>Neighborhood Knockout</b> This constant gradener is a bloodthirsty
Savage in the bedroom.<br>
56 <b>Bias</b>
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<li type="square">Dave Attell talks you out of a drunken fistfight.</li>
<li type="square">For <em>Hostel</em> director Eli Roth, overnight success meant
a ride on Prince's fuzzy elevator.</li>
<li type="square">Leeann Tweeden on car-racing appreciation.</li>
</ul>
63 <b>Gearotica</b>
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<li type="square">All...our...friends...ride lowriders like these.</li>
<li type="square">A cellie that will suck your bank account dry.</li>
<li type="square">Custom cars that will make you ache with desire.</li>
<li type="square">Virginia-based hip-hop artists Clipse give us the scoop on their favorite
junk, crap and shit.</li>
</ul>
114 <b>Stuff Style</b>
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<li type="square">Styled-out doormen assist with your threads.</li>
<li type="square">Sneakerphile gets its kicks.</li>
<li type="square">Retro golf garb for chipping, putting and strutting.</li>
</ul>
122 <b>Weekend Warrior</b>
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<li type="square">Whiteater kayaking spots and all the buoyant gear you need
to keep from drowning.</li>
<li type="square">How to fly a real fighter plane and shoot fake bullets at
dogfighting school.</li>
</ul>
127 <b>Credits</b><br>
132 <b>Dissection</b> Fetch the formaldehyde-it's time to dissect Nicole
Richie.