Stuff # 84, November 2006

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
72 TEXAS CHAINSAW BEAUTY<br>
Diora Baird made children giggle as a professional birthday clown, and now she's
making grown men cry as the star of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning.
Prepare to have your pants scared off.<br>
78 NBA TIP-OFF<br>
Horrible tattoos! Embarassing arrests! Psychotic dunkers! Crazy postgame parties!
Everything you need to know about the new season of a little-known recreational
sport we call &quot;basketball.&quot;<br>
84 THE SCREAM QUEENS<br>
Nothing says quality horror flick like a buxom, shrieking beauty. Check our
pics for the hottest post - Jamie Lee Curtis ladies of gore.<br>
90 THE SCARIEST MOVIE EVER MADE<br>
The results of our exhaustive Hollywood poll -everyone from Uma Thurman to Conan
O'Brien to Steve Carell- to determine the most nightmare-inducing flick ever
shown in a darkened room. Break out the Depends, folks.<br>
96 WENTWORTH MILLER<br>
Our Favorite fugitive rats out his writers and spills the beans on the new season
of Prison Break.<br>
98 FOUR-WHEEL FREAK-OUT<br>
The sickest rides of the year! Plus: Crazy-ass concept cars and a peek inside
NFL star Ahman Green's trunk!<br>
<b><br>
REGULARS<br>
</b>16 HIT LIST<br>
Christina Aguilera gets candid with our camera. Mythbusters fashion: All you
need is ample facial hair, some explosives and a dream. Lose weight while sitting
on your ass - seriously. Fun with magnets: A bed that hovers!<br>
26 QUIZMASTER<br>
Notable presidential pardons, Donkey Kong etymology and a potential Wal-Mart
shoplifting deterrent? The Quizmaster is really heating up.<br>
30 HYPE<br>
Nadine Velazquez sits in for our Casting Call and divulges the secrets behind
My Name Is Earl. Jackass: The Movie director Jeff Tremaine gives us a frame-by-frame
analysis of his glorious gross-out fest. Mix king DJ Shadow lays down his top
media picks.<br>
40 THE PRIDE OF KAZAKHSTAN<br>
We have several good reasons why you should see Borat's new movie - the first
of which is the glorious mustache.<br>
48 NEIGHBORHOOD KNOCKOUT<br>
She's a jock of all trades.<br>
52 SPEND<br>
Nab enviable vintage movie posters. New Balance tips awesome scales. Experience
the joys of promptness with these killer new watches.<br>
58 BIAS<br>
For Eli Roth, creator of Hostel and Hostel 2, obligatory press boondoggles are
both a blessing and a curse.<br>
60 GEAROTICA<br>
Bow before the F131 Hellcat, the motorcycle even Hurricane Katrina could not
beat. See how the biggest mover and shaker at the Hard Rock Hotel &amp; Casino
gets it done. Method Man and NHL star Joe Thornton show off a few of their favorite
things. Shaving while driving a Porsche might be dangerous, but how else were
we supposed to test these electric razors?<br>
104 STYLE<br>
Get grim with some blood-suckingly sweet fashion. Suit up in this fly b-ball
gear. Don't tread on me! But check out these badass boots.<br>
112 WEEKEND WARRIOR<br>
MotoGP star Nicky Hayden talks you through a death-defying victory lap. The
windsurfing contest that will blow you away<br>
118 CREDITS<br>
120 STUFF STATS<br>
See how our finest readers answered this month's survey. You people are not
normal.